I Hate Rain

My fur and paws get wet, and I am not a happy puppy. I'm pretty cute but the wet look? Not a good look for me.

Mama got me a raincoat but I told her I only wear fur coats and she called me a diva.

Then I said, "Like Mother, like daughter! . . . Should we take a cab?"

And she said yes. Diva, my butt.

The Good Thing About Being a Puppy?

Is I don't have to apologize for being a busy doggie!  Just one more reason why canines > humans.

So in the most recent  news, I have been kicked off the humans' bed at night and apparently all other times as well.  As in, I have to sleep on the floor like a dog!  Oh, the inhumanity of it all.  Why did this happen?  There was a slight problem with an upset stomach and a bedspread and all of a sudden, Bam!  I'm like Merlot the Leper around these parts.  Even cute face #417 didn't work on the man.  And all my cute faces always work on the man.

Don't worry.  I'm plotting.  This situation will soon be rectified.  Roughing it for a long period of time is not in the cards for me, I assure you.