Is I don't have to apologize for being a busy doggie! Just one more reason why canines > humans.
So in the most recent news, I have been kicked off the humans' bed at night and apparently all other times as well. As in, I have to sleep on the floor like a dog! Oh, the inhumanity of it all. Why did this happen? There was a slight problem with an upset stomach and a bedspread and all of a sudden, Bam! I'm like Merlot the Leper around these parts. Even cute face #417 didn't work on the man. And all my cute faces always work on the man.
Don't worry. I'm plotting. This situation will soon be rectified. Roughing it for a long period of time is not in the cards for me, I assure you.
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